501 Golf Jokes For Almost All Occasions: From the First Tee by Franklin Dohanys

By Franklin Dohanys

First Golfer: "Hey, how's your golfing game?"

Second Golfer: "Not so stable. it sort of feels the older i am getting, the higher I used to be!"

no matter if you are cutting your approach during the fairway or chipping up sufficient airborne dirt and dust to construct an in-ground pool, there is not anything like a superb golfing comic story to maintain a duffer from taking the sport too heavily (you understand who you are). This riotous assortment comprises adequate fabric for you and your fellow golfers to snort your approach to the nineteenth gap, video game after online game.

Two golfer and their caddies have been out at the path in the future. by way of the 15th gap one of many golfers had blown such a lot of putts he went berserk. He all started swearing out loud, grabbed his putter and, with a amazing toss, threw it on the water threat 40 yards away. One caddy became to the opposite and stated, "Five greenbacks says he misses the water!"

For someone with a feeling of humor, even those that imagine that golfing and golfers are top left to America's Funniest domestic video clips, 501 golfing Jokes will continuously make a hold-in-one at events, on the workplace, at any celebration.

Franklin Dohanyos collaborated with Karoyln Grimes at the vacation bestseller Zuzu Bailey's "It's an excellent existence" Cookbook and is the editor of The Cats Of Our Lives. He runs his personal public relatives enterprise and lives in Royal Oak, Michigan.

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That’ll be three hundred and fifty dollars,” one of the doctors says. “What! ” exclaims the man in disbelief. ” 72. Four old friends meet at the local public course for a round of golf each week. One of the guys shows up wearing a new pair of glasses. At the first green he sinks a twenty-five-foot putt. His friends are amazed. On the second green he sinks another long-distance putt, again to his friends’ amazement. One guy says, “Hey, you’re really on fire today. ” “Aha! It’s these new bifocals,” says the golfer.

65. One day an old duffer challenged the local young golf pro to a match, with a $1,000 bet on the side. “I have one condition on the match and the bet,” said the duffer. ’ ” The golf pro had no idea what a “gotcha” was, but he went along with it. Coming back to the clubhouse, the rest of the club members were amazed to see the golf pro paying the duffer $1,000. ” asked one of the members. ” 66. Four old friends have been playing golf for years, but one of them is a terrible whiner. One day the whiner dies on the course after complaining about a missed putt.

Asked another golfer. “The country club is fining me for hitting my caddie with a seven-iron,” the guy said. “You shouldn’t be such a poor sport,” said the other golfer. “It’s not that,” he said. ” 26. A hack golfer spent twenty years and over five thousand dollars trying to improve his game, but to no avail. One day, after missing yet another easy putt, he snapped and threw his clubs into the pond. He drove home, got out his revolver, pointed it at his head, and pulled the trigger. The bullet missed completely, putting a hole clean through the ceiling and roof.

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